I gave Cross Point Software a decade of my life. Ten years of missed piano recitals, of fixing Gant charts that Steve broke because he thought dependencies were optional, of smoothing over client calls after Steve promised features that existed in no dimension we could access. I was the WD-40 keeping that rusty, squealing machine from seizing up. Last Tuesday, the grand celebration of my ten-year anniversary was a mandatory 2:00 p.
m. gathering in the breakroom, which smelled permanently like microwaved tapioca and crushed dreams. Steve, the regional director of Looking Busy, clinked a plastic fork against a Diet Coke can for attention, wearing that navy blazer that made him look like a divorced magician. “All right, team, gather around,” Steve boomed, flashing a smile that never reached his dead shark eyes.
“Today is a big day. We are celebrating a milestone. Teresa here has been with us for ten years. ”
There was a smattering of applause, mostly from the junior devs I had saved from being fired, and from Chloe, my mentee, who looked like she wanted to hurl her laptop at Steve’s head on my behalf.
Steve put a heavy hand on my shoulder. “That’s loyalty. That’s grit. And to show our appreciation for everything you do, Teresa—keeping the trains running, right?
—we got you a little something. ”
He handed me a small, flimsy envelope. I opened it. A Starbucks gift card.
I looked at the back. Written in Sharpie in the amount box: $10. One dollar per year. I looked up at Steve.
He was beaming, waiting for me to perform gratitude. “Spend it all in one place,” he chuckled, looking around for laughter. Nobody laughed. Even the HR rep studied her shoes.
“Thanks, Steve,” I said. My voice was steady, but inside, a bridge was collapsing into a river of gasoline. He slapped my back and dove toward the sheet cake—a generic vanilla slab that read “Congratulats” in runny blue icing. I walked back to my desk.
I didn’t scream. I didn’t flip a table. I’m a project coordinator. We don’t make messes; we clean them up.
But as I sat down, an email notification flashed on my screen. A company-wide blast with the subject line: Important Announcement – Acquisition News. Cross Point Software was being acquired by Helix Dynamics. The transition team, led by a CEO named Adrienne Lee, would be on site starting next week to evaluate operational efficiency and leadership redundancy.
I looked at the $10 card. Then I looked at the email. Steve came strolling past my cubicle, cake on a paper plate, phone in hand. “Big news, Teresa.
Don’t worry. I’ll handle the transition. You just keep doing what you do. Move the paperwork off my desk so I can focus on the big picture with the new overlords.
”
“Of course, Steve,” I said. “I’ll keep everything organized. ”
He didn’t hear the tone. He never does.
He thinks I’m the office Roomba—quiet, automatic, incapable of recording data. He’s wrong. I opened my locked drawer. Inside wasn’t snacks or gym clothes.
It was a hard drive. For ten years, Steve had been playing fast and loose with the budget. Client dinners that were actually his family vacations. Consulting fees paid to his brother-in-law for IT work that never happened.
Executive lounge upgrades totaling fifty thousand dollars last quarter while he denied our request for dual monitors. I had saved every invoice, every contradictory email, every approved expense report he thought was buried in the archives. I picked up the Starbucks card. Ten dollars.
I swiveled to my monitors and opened a new folder titled “Transition Documentation – Do Not Delete. ” Then I started dragging files. Steve thought he bought my loyalty for ten bucks. What he actually bought was a front-row ticket to his own audit.
Adrienne Lee had a reputation for cutting bloated middle management. Steve was about to find out just how bloated he was. Monday morning smelled like fear and floor wax. With the acquisition team arriving in three days, Steve had entered a state of manic delusion.
Suddenly, things that hadn’t mattered for five years were emergencies. Dusty lobby plants were replaced. A confused electrician was dragged off the street to fix a flickering light. Steve ran around the office with the sweaty desperation of a man who forgot to study for the final exam that determines whether he keeps his house.
“Teresa! ” he barked at 8:15 a. m. , looming over my cubicle divider, smelling like aggressive cologne and anxiety sweat.
“I need you to pull the Q3 and Q4 project summaries and the efficiency metrics. We need to build a deck. Something that screams world-class innovation. ”
“We have the summaries,” I said, not looking up.
“They’re in the shared drive. The ones showing we were fifteen percent over budget on the alpha rollout because of that vendor change you authorized. ”
He twitched. “We need to massage the narrative.
Adrienne—she’s a numbers person, but she doesn’t know the context. Reclassify the vendor overages under R&D expansion or legacy system maintenance. ”
I paused. “You want me to reclassify cost overruns as research investments?
”
“It’s all part of the same pot, Teresa. Don’t get bogged down in the accounting weeds. Just make it look green. I need that deck by tomorrow morning.
”
“Sure, Steve,” I said. “Get right on that. ”
I didn’t say no. You never say no to a panicking man like Steve.
You say yes, and then you document the request. I spent the rest of the day building two slide decks. Deck A was the truth—spiraling costs, delayed timelines, massive payouts to consultants who did nothing. Deck B was Steve’s fantasy, full of buzzwords like synergy and paradigm shifts, with graphs that went up and to the right only because I changed the y-axis scale to hide the dip.
At 4:30, Steve marched in. “Let’s see it. ”
I pulled up Deck B. He nodded, scrolling.
“Excellent. This looks like a department that’s lean and mean. Oh, delete that slide about the server migration delay, and change the leadership travel line item to client acquisition costs. ”
“Steve,” I said, keeping my voice level, “if we change that, it won’t match the invoices in the finance system.
”
“If they audit, they won’t audit line items in the first week. They’re looking at the big picture. Stop being such a pessimist and be a team player. Just make the changes.
”
“Okay,” I said. “I’ll send the final version to your inbox. ”
He patted my desk, leaving a smudge. “That’s why you’re my rock, T-Bone.
Ten more years, right? ” He waddled off to practice his executive presence in the mirror. I saved Deck B and emailed it to him. But then I did something else.
I went into the version history of the file and took a screenshot of the metadata showing exactly when the changes were made—by me, but logged under his urgent directive, which I had him confirm via Slack five minutes earlier for clarity. Then I opened the audit prep folder the new parent company had set up. It was restricted, but as senior coordinator, I had upload access. I didn’t upload Steve’s fantasy deck.
I uploaded the raw data files—the unedited, ugly, bleeding red Excel sheets showing exactly where the money had gone. I named it “Q3-Q4 Raw Data – Source – Do Not Edit. xlsx” and buried it in a subfolder titled “Legacy Archives. ” It was a breadcrumb.
Adrienne Lee is a numbers person, Steve. Good numbers people dig. And when she digs, she’s going to find that the beautiful pie chart Steve presents tomorrow is made entirely of lies and expense reports from the Four Seasons. Wednesday arrived, and with it, the Helix Dynamics entourage.
Adrienne Lee walked in like a weather front—cool, precise, impossible to ignore. She was flanked by two assistants who looked like they ate spreadsheets for breakfast. Steve was vibrating at a frequency usually reserved for Chihuahuas during thunderstorms. His strategy, I quickly realized, was divide and conquer.
Specifically, divide me from the new leadership so he could conquer the narrative. At 9 a. m. , he stopped by my desk with a stack of files held against his chest like a shield.
“Listen, regarding the strategy lunch with Adrienne today, I think it’s best if you sit this one out. Stay here and man the fort. We don’t want to overwhelm them with too many cooks, right? Plus, someone needs to make sure the printers don’t jam.
”
I was the senior project coordinator. I built the strategy they were discussing. But sure, I’d watch the printers. “Understood, Steve,” I said, putting on my best compliant-employee face.
“You handle the big picture. ”
He looked relieved. “Exactly. Oh, and if anyone asks about the delay on the Delta project, just mention the team was struggling with the new coding language.
We don’t need to bore them with the details of approval holdups. Blame the devs. ”
An hour later, a young woman in a sharp gray suit appeared at my cubicle—one of Adrienne’s aides. “Hi, I’m Sarah, from Ops.
Steve mentioned he handles all the primary workflow mapping, but I noticed your name is on, well, literally every document in the repository. ”
I smiled, the smile of a tiger watching a gazelle limp. “Steve is very hands-on,” I lied smoothly. “But yes, I manage the execution details.
”
“Adrienne likes to get a ground-floor view. Would you mind if I shadowed you for an hour, just to see how the data flows? ”
For the next sixty minutes, I put on a master class. I didn’t say a single bad word about Steve.
I didn’t have to. I just let the work speak. Sarah pointed to a red flag on the dashboard. “Why is this vendor payment six weeks late?
”
“Oh,” I said, pulling up the log. “I prepared the invoice on the first. It’s currently sitting in the director approval queue. It’s been there for forty-four days.
”
“The director approval queue—that’s Steve? ”
“Yes, he’s very busy. He has a lot of offsite meetings. ”
Sarah frowned and made a note.
“And the scheduling conflict? It looks like the engineering team was double-booked. ”
“Correct. I flagged the conflict in Outlook three times.
Here are the decline notifications. Steve felt it was important to push for the aggressive timeline, so he overrode the capacity warnings. ”
“He overrode the capacity warnings,” she repeated, typing faster. “The result?
”
“We missed the deadline by three weeks and paid twelve thousand dollars in overtime. But the team really rallied. ”
Sarah stopped typing. She looked at me, then at the chaos of sticky notes on Steve’s glass wall across the room, where he had written “SYNERGY” in giant red letters.
“Does he know how to use the project management software? ” she asked quietly. “He prefers to lead through herbal inspiration. ”
Sarah closed her tablet.
“That was eye-opening. Thank you, Teresa. ”
“Anytime. I’m just here to help.
”
Later that afternoon, I passed the conference room. Steve was at the head of the table, waving his arms at a slide I knew contained made-up numbers. Adrienne sat perfectly still, watching him. Then I saw her look down at her phone.
Sarah had just sent her a message. Adrienne looked up at Steve for the first time. Her expression changed. It wasn’t a smile.
It was the look of a mechanic who realizes the used car has sawdust in the transmission. Steve kept talking, oblivious. Thursday morning, the air in the office was thin. Adrienne’s team wasn’t just observing anymore; they were auditing.
Steve was sweating through his second shirt by 10 a. m. He called me into his office and shut the door, drawing the blinds—never a good sign. “Teresa.
Sit,” he said, pacing. “We have a small hiccup. The finance team from Helix is asking for a breakdown of the external consulting budget. ”
I knew exactly what he meant.
“You mean the contract with Apex Solutions. ” Apex was his brother-in-law’s company, invoicing us four and a half thousand dollars a month for “IT optimization” despite us having a full internal IT department. “Great guys, critical work,” Steve said, waving dismissively. “The point is, the margins look lopsided.
I need you to go into the Q3 expense report and reallocate some of those costs. Spread them out. Put some under training, some under hardware. Just smooth it out so it doesn’t look like a lump sum.
”
He was asking me to commit fraud. Plain and simple. He wanted me to launder his nepotism through the general ledger. “I can’t do that.
”
Steve stopped pacing. “Excuse me? ”
“The expense codes are locked once the quarter closes. To change them now, I’d have to file a correction request with finance, which flags an automatic review.
If I move that money, it looks like I made the mistake. ”
“I am giving you a direct order. ” He slammed his hand on the desk, making a bobblehead of himself wobble aggressively. “Figure it out.
Adrienne sees a fifteen-thousand-dollar consulting line item with no deliverables attached, she’s going to ask questions I don’t want to answer. ”
“I understand,” I said calmly, “but I won’t touch historical data. It’s against compliance. ”
Steve stared at me, looking like he wanted to fire me on the spot.
But he couldn’t. He didn’t know where the files were. He didn’t know the passwords. He couldn’t turn on the coffee machine without help.
“Fine,” he hissed. “I’ll do it myself. I have admin access. ”
“You do?
” I agreed. “You certainly do. ”
He shooed me out. I walked back to my desk and immediately emailed myself a timestamped note detailing the conversation verbatim: 10:14 a.
m. —Steve requested reallocation of Apex Solutions funds. Request denied due to compliance violation. At 10:30, a modification alert popped up.
Steve was in the ledger. He moved five thousand dollars to employee education and five thousand to software licensing. He thought he was hiding the trail. What he actually did was trigger a mismatch with the vendor tax IDs.
You can’t pay a software license fee to a company registered as a sole proprietorship for consulting services without the system throwing a red flag. I saw the flag appear on the back end—a silent alarm blinking red in the finance database. I could have fixed it. I could have called finance and told them it was a coding error.
That’s what I would have done two years ago. That’s what loyal Teresa would have done. Instead, I took a sip of lukewarm coffee and let it blink. Ten minutes later, an email from the Helix finance lead, copied to Adrienne Lee, hit Steve’s inbox.
I could see it from across the room. Subject: Urgent Discrepancy in Q3 Ledger. Steve was staring at his screen, face the color of old oatmeal. He looked up and caught my eye.
I didn’t smile. I didn’t frown. I just raised my ten-dollar Starbucks card slightly, like a toast, and took a sip. He scrambled to type a reply.
The trap wasn’t set by me. It was set by his own greed. I just refused to disarm it. But a wounded animal bites.
Friday morning, Steve went for the weakest link: Chloe. Chloe is twenty-four, brilliant, and terrifyingly anxious. She apologizes when you bump into her. I was in the breakroom when I heard Steve’s voice booming from the hallway, where he had cornered Adrienne.
“It’s really a training issue,” he said, loud enough for half the floor to hear. “I delegated the GDPR compliance update weeks ago, and she just sat on it. It’s unfortunate, but that’s the talent pool we’re working with. ”
“A GDPR miss is a serious liability, Steve,” Adrienne said.
“That’s a six-figure fine risk. ”
“I know, I know. I’m cleaning it up now, but you know how it is. Can’t micromanage everything.
”
I walked back to my desk. Chloe was trembling, tears welling. “Teresa, I didn’t. He never told me.
”
“Shh,” I said softly. “Did he send you the request? ”
“No. He never said a word about GDPR.
I thought legal handled that. ”
“Okay. Don’t cry. He wants you to cry.
We don’t cry. We forward. ”
I searched my archives. Six weeks ago, an email from legal to Steve, marked high importance: “Steve, this needs your signature and review by the fifteenth.
Do not delegate this to junior staff as it requires director-level authorization. ”
Steve had opened the email. Receipt confirmed. He never replied, never forwarded it to Chloe, never acted on it.
I hit forward. I addressed it to Steve, cc’d Adrienne Lee, cc’d the head of legal, cc’d Chloe. “Steve, I believe there is some confusion regarding the GDPR delay discussed this morning. Please see the attached email thread from legal dated six weeks ago, explicitly stating that this task required director-level signature and was not to be delegated to junior staff.
According to the server logs, this email was opened by you on the twelfth, but no action was taken. Chloe does not have the clearance level to access these files per your own security protocol memo attached. I have the compliance forms ready for your signature now to mitigate the risk. ”
Three minutes later, Steve’s office door flew open.
He stormed out looking for me, but he saw Adrienne standing by Chloe’s desk, reading something on her phone. She looked up at Steve. “Don’t worry about the compliance issue,” Adrienne said, her voice surprisingly gentle, directed at Chloe. “It seems there was a communication error at the leadership level.
Go grab a coffee. ”
Steve froze. He marched over to my desk. “You cc’d the CEO?
Are you out of your mind? We keep this inside the family. ”
I finally looked up. “Chloe is the family, Steve.
You’re just the landlord, and you’re neglecting the property. ”
“You’re playing a dangerous game. ”
“I’m not playing, Steve. I’m coordinating.
That’s what you pay me for. Or, well, that’s what you pay me ten dollars for. ”
He recoiled like I’d slapped him, realizing for the first time that I was hostile. He retreated to his office.
From across the room, I saw Adrienne watching the interaction. She didn’t intervene. She was gathering data points. Monday morning, Helix announced an open Q&A lunch for Tuesday.
No topic off-limits. The invite said transparency is key. Steve, naturally, viewed transparency as a mortal threat. The walls in our office are thin.
“Okay,” I heard him telling the two other managers in an emergency prep meeting. “When Adrienne opens the floor, we need softballs. Mike, you ask about international expansion. Jen, you ask about synergy.
Just keep the microphone away from the support staff. ”
He was scripting the town hall. He wanted a play, not a meeting. Late Monday afternoon, I saw Adrienne walking through the bullpen alone, reviewing notes on a tablet.
I stood, holding a plain manila folder. “Miss Lee. ”
She stopped and turned. “Teresa, the project coordinator, right?
”
“Yes, ma’am. Sarah speaks highly of you. Says you know where the bodies are buried. ”
“I don’t bury bodies, Miss Lee,” I said, offering a small, tight smile.
“I just file the death certificates. ” I held out the folder. “Steve asked us to prepare materials for the transition. He wanted you to see the highlight reel.
I thought you might want the raw footage instead, for context. ”
She looked at the folder, then at me. “Is this going to ruin my dinner? ”
“It might clarify your lunch tomorrow.
”
She took it. “Thank you, Teresa. ”
“Just doing my job. ”
The next morning, Steve was manic—arranging chairs, checking the microphone, sweating through his third suit of the week.
He came up to me. “Teresa, why don’t you sit in the back? Maybe help with the catering. Make sure the soda doesn’t run out.
”
“Sure, Steve,” I said. “I’ll be right in the back. ”
“Good girl. ”
He actually said good girl.
Like I was a golden retriever that had learned not to pee on the rug. I walked to the back, near the soda coolers. Steve started the meeting, booming, charming, laughing too hard at his own jokes. He introduced Adrienne with a speech that was eighty percent adjectives and zero percent substance.
“And now,” Steve beamed, “I’ll hand it over to our new leader, Adrienne Lee, for some questions. Who wants to start? Mike? ”
Mike, looking like a hostage, raised his hand.
“Uh, yes. Can you tell us about the international synergy? ”
The Q&A dragged on. Adrienne answered the softballs politely, but her eyes kept drifting to Steve, vibrating with self-satisfaction.
People were starting to eye the sandwich platters. “One last thing,” Steve announced, stepping back to the microphone. “I just want to say how proud I am of this team. We’re a family here.
We take care of each other. ” His eyes landed on me. “Take Teresa, for example. Ten-year anniversary.
Stand up, Teresa. ”
I stayed leaning against the wall. I didn’t wave. “We recognized her just last week,” Steve continued, turning to Adrienne.
“We believe in rewarding loyalty here. Small tokens of appreciation go a long way, right? ” He chuckled. “So, Teresa, did you ever use that coffee card I gave you?
”
The room was silent. Adrienne looked at me. She wasn’t smiling. I pushed off the wall and walked forward a few steps.
“Actually, Steve,” I said. My voice wasn’t loud, but in the dead silence, it carried like a bell. “I didn’t use it. ”
Steve’s smile faltered.
“Oh, saving it for a rainy day? ”
I looked directly at Adrienne. “I gave it to your new boss,” I said. “I included it in the folder I gave her yesterday.
Along with the receipt. ”
Steve looked at the manila folder under Adrienne’s hand. He went pale. “I told her,” I said, “that a ten-dollar gift card for ten years of service perfectly illustrates this department’s budget priorities.
Especially when compared to the fifty thousand dollars spent on the executive lounge renovation last month. ”
The silence that followed was a vacuum. You could hear the hum of the vending machine in the hallway. Adrienne spoke.
She didn’t stand. She just tapped the folder. “I reviewed the contents of this folder last night, Steve. Teresa is right.
The math is illuminating. ” She slid the Starbucks card out and placed it on the dark wood of the table. “Ten dollars. For a decade.
” She looked up at him. “Is this how you value your assets, Steve? Or is this just how you value the people who hide your liabilities? ”
Steve looked at me.
There was no anger in his eyes. Just terror. I didn’t smirk. I didn’t gloat.
I just took a sip of my Diet Coke. “I think I’ll take that sandwich now,” I said, and I walked out of the room. Behind me, the murmurs exploded. Steve was stammering, trying to spin.
But it was over. You can’t spin gravity. The rest of the afternoon was a study in slow-motion demolition. Steve didn’t come back to his office.
Adrienne walked straight into the conference room with the head of HR and closed the door. Ten minutes later, Steve was summoned. He walked past my desk looking like he was marching to the gallows, staring at the carpet, his face a blotchy map of regret. The whole office went into bunker mode.
Nobody worked. Everyone was on Slack. Did you see his face? Is he getting fired right now?
I just kept working. Around 3 p. m. , the door opened.
Steve walked out holding a small cardboard box, escorted by a security guard. He stopped at his office door and packed his personal items while the guard stood behind him. The bobblehead. A framed photo of himself golfing.
A stress ball. He tried to log into his computer. Access denied. He tried again.
Access denied. He looked around the room. He looked at the team he had bullied, gaslit, and ignored. Nobody made eye contact.
Chloe was intensely studying a blank piece of paper. Mike stared at the ceiling. Then he looked at me. I was the only one looking back.
I didn’t wave. I didn’t flip him off. I just nodded. Acknowledgment.
Goodbye, Steve. He grabbed his box and walked to the elevator. The doors closed. The ding was the loudest sound I’d ever heard.
Five minutes later, an email hit every inbox. Subject: Leadership Update. “Effective immediately, Steve is no longer with Cross Point Software. We thank him for his contributions.
”
“Contributions,” I whispered. Corporate speak for the mess he left behind. Sarah appeared at my desk. “Teresa, Adrienne would like to see you in Steve’s—excuse me—in the director’s office.
”
I walked into the corner office. It still smelled like his cologne, but the desk was bare. The sticky notes were gone. The word SYNERGY on the glass wall looked pathetic now.
Adrienne was standing by the window, looking out at the parking lot. “He’s gone,” she said without turning around. “I saw. ”
She turned.
She looked tired. “I went through the raw data you provided. The files in the legacy folder. The emails you forwarded.
” She paused. “It’s a disaster, Teresa. The budget is a fiction. The timelines are hallucinations.
”
“I know,” I said. “I’ve been patching the leaks with duct tape for five years. ”
“Why didn’t you leave? Someone with your documentation skills could have gone anywhere.
”
“I like the work,” I said honestly. “I like the team. I like the clients. I just didn’t like the obstruction.
”
Adrienne nodded, sitting on the edge of the desk. “The obstruction is gone. But the mess remains. Usually in an acquisition like this, when a department is this mismanaged, we gut it.
We fire the leadership. We lay off the support staff. We start over. ”
My heart sank.
Was I going down with the ship I just torpedoed? “But,” she continued, “you didn’t let the ship sink. You kept the records. You protected the junior staff.
You kept the clients happy despite the chaos. ” She picked up the Starbucks card. “I can’t cash this. It’s unethical for me to accept gifts from employees.
” She slid it across the mahogany surface toward me. “But I can offer a trade. ”
“A trade? ”
“I need an interim director,” she said.
“Someone who knows where the bodies are buried—and more importantly, how to exhume them and give them a proper burial so we can move on. I need someone to clean up this mess officially, with the authority to actually do it. ”
“You want me to take Steve’s job? ”
“I want you to take the job Steve should have been doing.
Six-month trial. Title bump. Salary adjustment. Significant adjustment.
A mandate to restructure the team as you see fit. ” She gestured toward the bullpen. “Chloe needs a mentor, not a scapegoat. The engineers need a schedule that obeys the laws of physics.
The company needs the truth. ” She looked back at me. “Do you want it? ”
I looked at the empty chair.
I thought about ten years of late nights, the missed recital, the gaslighting, the ten-dollar card. “I have one condition,” I said. Adrienne raised an eyebrow. “Negotiating already?
Good. ”
“No appreciation parties with grocery store cake. And no gift cards. If the team does well, we pay them.
If they work late, we pay them. We treat them like adults, not campers. ”
Adrienne smiled, a real one this time. She extended her hand.
“Deal. No gift cards. Just the work. ”
I shook it.
“I’ll start with the GDPR compliance,” I said. “And I’m canceling the contract with Apex Solutions within the hour. ”
“Music to my ears,” she said. “The office is yours, Teresa.
”
I walked out. Sarah was waiting. “How did it go? ”
“We have some work to do,” I said.
“Come by my desk in ten. We’re going to audit the vendor list. ”
I went back to my old cubicle to pack up. The ten-dollar Starbucks card sat on my keyboard.
I picked it up and walked to the breakroom. Chloe was there, making tea, looking nervous. “Is everything okay? ” she asked.
“With Steve gone, are we all in trouble? ”
“No,” I said. “We’re fine. Better than fine.
” I held out the card. “Here. Go get yourself a coffee. A venti.
Whatever sugary syrup you want. ”
“Really? But wasn’t this your anniversary gift? ”
“It’s not a gift,” I said.
“It’s a relic from a previous administration. ”
She took it, smiling. “Thanks, Teresa. You’re the best.
”
“Get back to work, Chloe,” I said gently. “We have a department to rebuild. ”
I walked back toward the corner office. As I passed the glass wall, I peeled off the SYNERGY sticky note and crumpled it into a ball.
I tossed it into the trash can. Nothing but net. I sat down in the big chair. It was comfortable.
I opened my email. From: Teresa, Interim Director. Subject: Next Steps. I started typing.
The bridge didn’t burn down. I just burned the toll booth. And now traffic was finally moving.
